brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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