She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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