I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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