your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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