As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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