It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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