I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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