Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
