My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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