Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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