there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
