how can u be prego again
Sponge bath it is.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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