Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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