Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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