Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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