Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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