It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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