Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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