i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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