the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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