can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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