oh god the rape fog is back!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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