Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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