I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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