My Higher Power is John Stamos
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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