physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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