btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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