ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
