i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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