I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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