Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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