I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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