Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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