We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
