He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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