Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I am never drinking with the goths again.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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