the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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