she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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