yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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