Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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