Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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