a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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