My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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