So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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