I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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