idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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