So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
