I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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