that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
