I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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