Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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