Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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