pop tarts are not kleenex
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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