do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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