I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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