was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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